Cops and Robbers

Sep 1, 2008

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Here you can find information, pictures, and descriptions of Cops and Robbers character. Note that all the pictures of characters are taken in Halo 3, although many characters have yet to appear in Halo 3 and some may never appear in Halo 3.

ROBBERS

Stephen
Trey
General Claxton
Science Boy
Randy
Johnny
Blake
Robber1/Robber2

COPS

Chief of Police
Phil
Joshyboy
Cop1/Cop2

Other

Carol

Aug 31, 2008

Bios: Blake

Voiced by: Zach Spitzer

Hometown: Coagulation, Robber Base

Member of: The Robber Rebellion
Primary Color: Red
Secondary Color: Red
Primary Weapon: SMG
Shoulders (Halo 3 Only): Mark VI
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Blake is a damn cool robber. Not only that, but he is really kickass. A rising star of the Robber Rebellion, Blake is sure to help General Claxton soon lead the robbers to victory against the cops.

IMPORTANT ROBBERS UNITE EVENTS

Blake was killed while saving Stephen from an event caused by Stephen’s stupidity.

Videos:

Robbers Unite Episodes:

Robbers Unite Introduction
Robbers Unite Episode 1: This is Where the Rocket Won't Hit
Robbers Unite Episode 2: Keep Your Suit On

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Bios: Robber1/Robber2

Voiced by: Alex Colborn/Zach Spitzer

Hometown: Terminal

Members of: The Robber Rebellion
Primary Colors: Red
Secondary Colors: Red
Primary Weapons: SMG
Shoulders (Halo 3 Only): Mark VI
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These unnamed robbers grew up deep in the city of Terminal, and inherently have an intimate understanding of street life. Through force and intimidation, they grew to rule Terminal, but they only used their power to cut the occasional underling and take his wallet.

IMPORTANT BACKLASH EVENTS

The duo have given up their positions as rulers of Terminal and, like the rest of the inhabitant, moved along with General Claxton to Coagulation in order to join the Robber Rebellion.

Videos:

Backlash Episodes:

Backlash Episode 18: I'm Afraid It's Terminal

Backlash Episode 19: A Few Screwed Men

Backlash Episode 20: A Battle Against the Guardian

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Bios: Cop1/Cop2

Voiced by: Chris Murphy/Ryan Alden

Hometown: Coagulation, Cop Base

Member of: The Cop Empire
Primary Color: Blue
Secondary Color: Blue
Primary Weapon: Battle Rifle
Shoulders (Halo 3 Only): Mark VI
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These unnamed cops are two grunts deep, deep down in the bowels of the cop ranking system. The two have spent their time together patrolling the rocks of the Coagulation branch for as long as either can remember. The second cop seems to think that this makes them inseparable friends. The first cop just wants to get the Hell away from him and out of the rocks.

Videos:

Robbers Unite Episodes:

Robbers Unite Introduction
Robbers Unite Episode 1: This is Where the Rocket Won't Hit

Robbers Unite Episode 3: Golf Balls and Girly Book Clubs

Robbers Unite Episode 13: New Arrival

Backlash Episodes:

Backlash Episode 15

Backlash Episode 17: On the Road Again

Backlash Episode 18: I'm Afraid It's Terminal

Cops and Robbers Shorts:

CARS: Stuck in Place

CARS: Crossing the Picket Line

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Bios: Joshyboy

Voiced by: Stephen Gemmiti

Hometown: Waterworks, Cop Branch

Member of: The Cop Empire
Primary Color: Blue
Secondary Color: White
Primary Weapon: Needler
Shoulders (Halo 3 Only): Mark VI
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Joshyboy is quite the clown! He’s always getting into hilarious hijinks! Loud and obnoxious but quite entertaining to his fellow cops, Joshyboy seems to be leading the cops of the newly-founded Waterworks Branch straight into chaotic hell, through a series of lies, poor decisions, and clever misdirection of the cops' sex drives. It is unknown if Joshyboy has a secret vendetta against the cops or simply enjoys the attention.

Videos:

Backlash Episodes:

Backlash Episode 16: Cop: It's What's For Dinner

Backlash Episode 18: I'm Afraid It's Terminal
Backlash Episode 20: A Battle Against the Guardian

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Bios: Phil

Voiced by: Ichabod Scala

Hometown: Waterworks, Robber Base

Member of: The Cop Empire
Primary Color: Blue
Secondary Color: Blue
Primary Weapon: Battle Rifle
Shoulders (Halo 3 Only): Mark VI
Icon: None

Phil is one of the few competent cops, possibly the only competent cop. Loyal to a fault, Phil believes in the vision of the noble cop, the cop who does what’s best for all, the cop that uses his power to promote order and mutual respect with the robbers, AKA the nonexistent cop. In an ironic act of fate, Phil was posted in the newly-founded Waterworks branch of the Cop Empire, easily the least-important branch. Nevertheless, Phil still hopes to soon morph the idiotic cops at Waterworks branch into model soldiers. It is unknown how long it will take. (For him to lose hope.)

Videos:

Backlash Episodes:

Backlash Episode 16: Cop: It's What's For Dinner

Backlash Episode 18: I'm Afraid It's Terminal

Backlash Episode 20: A Battle Against the Guardian

Variety Videos:

Backlash Action Trailer

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Bios: Johnny

Voiced by: Chris Murphy

Hometown: Coagulation, Robber Base

Member of: The Robber Rebellion

Primary Color: Red

Secondary Color: Crimson

Primary Weapon: SMG

Shoulders (Halo 3 Only): Mark VI

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Johnny is a young robber. Nobody really knows his specific age, but it’s generally assumed to be around the elementary-school age range. It doesn’t really matter; whenever one guesses his age he’ll simply say he’s that age “and a half!”. Johnny is a slow robber, even for a ten (perhaps) and a half-year-old. Nevertheless, his childish innocence and naivety shines through, despite the fact that he is the size of a full-grown man and is constantly carrying a sub-machine gun.

Videos:

Robbers Unite Episodes:

Robbers Unite Episode 7: Speaking Slowly, Thinking Slowly

Robbers Unite Episode 8: Looks Familiar
Robbers Unite Episode 9: Coughs, Shouts and Beeps

Backlash Episodes:

Backlash Episode 17: On the Road Again

Cops and Robbers Shorts:

CARS: The iPhone is miPhone
CARS: Biting the Hand That Smacked You
CARS: Stuck in Place
CARS: Crossing the Picket Line
CARS: Grinding the Chain That Sawed You

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Bios: Carol

Voiced by: Julie Slotnick

Hometown: Relic, Cop HQ

Member of: Unknown
Primary Color: None
Secondary Color: None
Primary Weapon: None
Shoulders (Halo 3 Only): None
Icon: None

Carol, or ‘Carl’ for short (just kidding not really), is an AI program built by the cops that operates all of the teleporters in the Cops and Robbers world. Due to years upon decades upon centuries upon it-just-keeps-going-this-ways, Carol’s personality chip encounters rare malfunctions, and every so often she will slip out of her helpful and cheery “Waitress” personality setting and into her rude and short-tempered “Customer Service Lady” setting. Fortunately for the Robber Rebellion, Carol's programming directs her to help any and all 'humans' instead of any and all 'cops', so she is free to help out members of the Robber Rebellion whenever they happen upon her.

Videos:

Robbers Unite Episodes:

Robbers Unite Introduction

Robbers Unite Episode 9: Coughs, Shouts and Beeps

Variety Videos:

Backlash Action Trailer

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