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Aug 31, 2008

Bios: General Claxton


Voiced by: Ryan Alden

Hometown: Turf

Member of: The Robber Rebellion
Primary Color: Red
Secondary Color: Red
Primary Weapon: Shotgun
Shoulders (Halo 3 Only): Security
Icon: - Halo 2 - Halo 3

General Claxton is the self-appointed leader of the Robber Rebellion. Although he didn’t begin the Rebellion, he has taken up leadership thanks to his unmatched enthusiasm and unbridled rage against the cop kind. Selfish, ignorant and delusional, Claxton will often tell long-winded stories about himself that have little-to-no basis of truth, usually involving romantic escapades with aging television celebrities (of the female variety, of course). However, Claxton is skilled with a shotgun, and will often jump into a large-to-huge group of cops and return unscathed, dragging along a cop helmet for his mantle (head still encased within, of course).

Videos

Robbers Unite:

Robbers Unite Introduction
Robbers Unite Episode 2: Keep Your Suit On
Robbers Unite Episode 3: Golf Balls and Girly Book Clubs
Robbers Unite Episode 5: The Good Old Days
Robbers Unite Episode 6: Reading Is For Nerds
Robbers Unite Episode 8: Looks Familiar
Robbers Unite Episode 9: Coughs, Shouts and Beeps
Robbers Unite Episode 10: Driven Over the Edge
Robbers Unite Episode 11: That Tall Thing
Robbers Unite Episode 12: The New Neighbors
Robbers Unite Episode 13: New Arrival
Robbers Unite Episode 14: This Is Where the Rocket Won't Hit

Backlash:


Backlash Episode 15
Backlash Episode 17: On the Road Again
Backlash Episode 18: I'm Afraid It's Terminal
Backlash Episode 19: A Few Screwed Men
Backlash Episode 20: A Battle Against the Guardian

Cops and Robbers Shorts:

CARS: The iPhone is miPhone
CARS: Stuck in Place
CARS: Crossing the Picket Line


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